Jan 12 2008
Why Did “In the Name of the King” Fail?
Have you seen, “In the Name of the King,” yet? No, you say… Well you didn’t waste two hours of your life on rubbish.
This movie goes to show every movie watcher that big actors don’t make a great movie. On top of that, big directors nowadays don’t even make great movies. Let’s take a look at this guy Uwe Boll. Somehow he gathered up a ton, and I mean a ton of big actors to play in this movie. If you didn’t catch that last part, I mean a ton:
- Jason Statham … Farmer
- Leelee Sobieski … Muriella
- John Rhys-Davies … Merick
- Ron Perlman … Norick
- Claire Forlani … Solana
- Kristanna Loken … Elora
- Matthew Lillard … Duke Fallow
- Brian J. White … Commander Tarish (as Brian White)
- Mike Dopud … General Backler Will Sanderson … Bastian
- Tania Saulnier … Tawlyn
- Ray Liotta … Gallian
- Burt Reynolds … King Konreid
You may not have heard of all of the actors above, but you will have seen them in a movie or two beforehand. I spent a majority of the movie just trying to pinpoint what movies these actors had previously been in. I would have thought that directors would know using this many big actors would tear the plot apart and turn the movie into an attention-fest.
If the excess of cameos wasn’t enough, try taking a watery plot and sprinkling it with quick fight scenes that make your head actually spin.
The scary thing is that Uwe Boll is actually still making movies and has at least seven he is putting his hand into right now.

